Duke Nukem 3D kommer till Android

Klassiker i stil med "Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride" hörs snart i din Android.

Den som hade åldern och intresset inne 1996 kommer ihåg när Duke Nukems karriär som alienmosare med ständigt slagkraftiga one-liners på lut startade. Tack vare spelutvecklarna MachineWorks och Tapjoy så är det snart möjligt att återuppleva dängor som "I like a good cigar...and a bad woman" eller "my boot, your face; the perfect couple" igen under förutsättning att du har en Android som kör version 2.1 eller bättre. Eftersom det är en portering från iOS så kan vi förvänta oss ungefär samma pris, alltså runt 7 kronor.

Under tiden ni väntar på släppet får ni hålla till goda med fler Duke Nukem-citat:

• Come get some!
• Damn, I'm good!
• Damn, you're ugly.
• Do, or do not, there is no try.
• Eat shit and die.
• Get away from her, you bitch!
• Get that crap outta here!
• Die, you son of a bitch!
• Get back to work, you slacker!
• Go ahead, make my day.
• Gonna rip 'em a new one.
• Hail to the king, baby!
• Heh, heh, heh... what a mess!
• Hmm, don't have time to play with myself.
• I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck.
• I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!
• I'm gonna kick your ass, bitch!
• I'm gonna put this smack dab on your ass!
• I should have known those alien maggots booby-trapped this sub.
• It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum.
• It's down to you and me, you one-eyed freak!
• It's time to abort your whole freaking species!
• Lucky son of a bitch.
• Mess with the best, you will die like the rest
• No way I'm eating this shit!
• Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!
• Nuke 'em 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!
• Oh...your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker.
• Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
• See you in Hell!
• Shake it, baby!
• Shit happens.
• Sometimes I even amaze myself.
• Suck it down!
• Terminated!
• This really pisses me off!
• That's gonna leave a mark!
• What are you waitin' for? Christmas?
• What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum-sucking algae eater?
• Where is it?
• Who wants some?
• Yeah, piece of cake!
• Yippie ka-yay, motherfucker!
• You guys suck!
• You're an inspiration for birth control.
• Your face, your ass - what's the difference?

Andreas Liebert